.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
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I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
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Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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