she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
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we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
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Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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