Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I got inside last night via doggy door
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
