I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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