I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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