I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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