I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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