That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
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watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
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just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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