I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Enjoy the penises
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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