Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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