Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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