um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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