actually, I'm a sock model
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
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VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
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I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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