You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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