but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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