Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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