Its about making memories worth repressing
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Randomize
