is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
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there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
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Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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