Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
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Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
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Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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