am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Randomize
