She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
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Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
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Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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