I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
All I want is dick and wine.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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