Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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