dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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