when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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