I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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