So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
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If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
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I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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