just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
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Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
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That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
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