Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
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Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
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You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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