Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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