quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Randomize
