We need to rekindle our bromance
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
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Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
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I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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