The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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