Sacagawea was the original milf.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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