Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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