I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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