i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
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Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
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Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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