thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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