Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
He shit in the fireplace
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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