You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
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was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
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Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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