She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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