Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
then he tried to convert me to islam
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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