I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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