you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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