If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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