I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
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Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
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Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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