Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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