I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
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She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
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Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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