Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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