A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
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I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
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He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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