How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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