Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Randomize