no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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