I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
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no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
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I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
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