I'm so fucking centered right now
ugly people sure do ruin things
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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