Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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