Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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