THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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