I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
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You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
how do you play pong handcuffed?
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
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I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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