id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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